Linora Low - Latest Comments in How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

Re: How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

Linora Low — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:21:18 -0000

Hahahaha NOW i know that you do resort to plagiarism. lol.. Sorry eddie hehe, yeah i didn't know if u were down and two i was only there for two days.. kinda hard to meet ppl... and i still have not gone into blogging about what or why i went down dang it..

Re: How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

Eddie G. — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:08:47 -0000

by the way, that reply i posted wasn't written by me. i found it off the net somewhere

Re: How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

Eddie G. — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:08:16 -0000

OMG! YOU were in singapore and you didn't tell MEEEEE?

The horror. Naw.. You probably didn't know lah. But yea if you're still in Singapore, call me. Well you don't have my Singapore number, so email me first, and then call me. Whatever

Re: How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

Linora Low — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 14:39:20 -0000

LOLLOLOOLOL

Eddie my boy, so nice to see you dropping over.. and lol again.. i think that was good enough to be sent around as a spam mail.. Well Done!

Yeap and definitely looking forward to convo ... oh gosh!! Finally!

Re: How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

karen — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 04:36:29 -0000

hahahaha... how true...... discussing abt football,F1,sex and cars are fun..! and i understand,guys are straight fwd and gals are more,erm... deep and emotional

Re: How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

Eddie G. — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:40:42 -0000

I'm inclined to disagree. I find that being nice can be suicidal. One who is too nice ends up as a doormat.

And that is from first-hand experience.

Oh but since I'm here I might as well throw in our guidelines :) So your species can get to understand ours better.

And no, our species are not classified under invertebrates! Not yet anyway.

And please note that they are all numbered "1" for a reason ^_~

1. Learn to work with the toilet seat thinggy. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon and the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is in admissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows' default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what 'mauve' is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topics such as sex, football, f1, or motorcycles.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, we know, we have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's
like camping. ;)

Hehe. See you in September for convo. Can't wait ;)

Re: How to Wrap A Girl Around Your Finger – 101

karen — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:06:38 -0000

ahahahha.. the secret is.... to treat her nice!